Once upon a time there was an alien fish, and he was trying to eat all the other fish.
But he just couldn't find any small sized fish, he could only see big fish, that's because it was Piranha Land.
Then he saw some so he ate them, because he was a piranha. But they swam away, to their home in a fish tank. Someone had put them in the water out of their fish tank.
It was William who had done it.
THE END
Stories by Charlie (3 when we started, now 9!) about everything that goes on in his head - transcribed by me, obviously! Everything written down is exactly what he says with nothing added - he even ends each story by shouting "THE END!"
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Monday, 16 August 2010
Farmer Ifrit goes to Heaven
Farmer Ifrit combine harvests all the way to heaven.
He did some combine harvesting there, because the fields were too long and no one had letted them have a combine harvester before.
When he is in heaven he saw some crops and he saw Grandad Charlie.
Grandad Charlie said "Combine harvesters don't live here!"
Farmer Ifrit and Bunty went to sleep at Grandad Charlie's house.
Then they went home.
THE END
He did some combine harvesting there, because the fields were too long and no one had letted them have a combine harvester before.
When he is in heaven he saw some crops and he saw Grandad Charlie.
Grandad Charlie said "Combine harvesters don't live here!"
Farmer Ifrit and Bunty went to sleep at Grandad Charlie's house.
Then they went home.
THE END
Gemmy
This one is about someone, he's called Gemmy.
He always fights monsters when he sees one.
He does it with a sword, when he is near one.
Then he goes grhrhgrgrhhrhrgrhrhrhr.
He could fight the monsters away because he is stronger than them.
He doesn't like monsters because they are greedy and don't like children.
THE END
He always fights monsters when he sees one.
He does it with a sword, when he is near one.
Then he goes grhrhgrgrhhrhrgrhrhrhr.
He could fight the monsters away because he is stronger than them.
He doesn't like monsters because they are greedy and don't like children.
THE END
Bunty and Farmer Ifrit
People go into Bunty the Combine Harvester so that they can drive him.
The grain comes out the back of him because he is that great.
Because he has a side one, that combine harvests, people like to drive him next to a tractor.
Bunty's farmer is called Farmer Ifrit.
Farmer Ifrit goes to sleep when it's dark and wakes up when it's light.
For his breakfast he likes to drink champagne, then he likes eating Shreddies.
THE END
Sunday, 15 August 2010
William goes Swimming
He goes swimming but no one is there.
But there is!
He tried to swim in the big pool, but he wasn’t big enough.
He went to swim in the small pool but it wasn’t good enough for him.
He went to find another pool.
He finds a little pool, and he goes swimming in it.
But it was a duck pond and the ducks didn’t want him to swim in it!
THE END
Saturday, 14 August 2010
Mermaids
I will tell this story so people will know that some things are not just for girls or boys.
What would you do if yachts were just for boys?!
What would you do if mermaids were just for girls?!
What would you do if cameras were just for girls?!
What would you do if trains were just for boys?!
What would you do if cake was just for girls?!
All these things are very silly and not nice.
Everyone can like anything.
THE END
Bunty the Combine Harvester
Bunty is a combine harvester.
He waits until it is combine harvesting time.
Some birds have come and eaten the crops.
Bunty tries to scare the birds away. He tries to take a funny picture of them with a funny camera that makes a loud noise.
The birds are scared and fly away.
They fly away home to have a drink, then they come back somewhere else where there were no combine harvesters.
THE END
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